Thursday, September 13, 2012

Weird Roommate Thoughts

My roommate, Sam, and I share a kind of strangeness. We find weird things funny at the worst of times, and are probably the only people who consistently laugh at each others' jokes. Just to allow you a glimpse into the sort of craziness that goes on in our space, I am writing some typical comments and topics of conversation:

1. changes  mind about something said less than 2 minutes ago and says, "I would make a great Mitt Romney."

2."CLEARLY this has been organized by a man."

3."Well you're uncouth and so is your mother!" 

4. Sounds sexual! (talking about a history book for class)

5. College roommate agreement rule- "all disagreements will be settled by a wrestling match on the gigantic bean bag chair."

6. We have one rule in particular about our shower, and I can't write it online.

7. #trilingualproblems

8. We bet in a strange currency: cream soda.

9. I wonder what the three Republicans in Athens County are thinking right now?

10. You are making me look like a "lack-witted cur" as Sims Medieval would say.

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