Walmart Dating Theory Re- Re-visited: Returns

Sometimes in fine shopping establishments and in dating, you discover that for some reason, you and the product don't work. Maybe the shampoo makes you break out in hives, maybe your girlfriend dumped you in order to favor her goat, maybe you realized that the plastic toy you bought your toddler was made by another toddler in China. The point is: you return what you got. And move on in life. Possibly to another store, like Target.