All of the Reasons My Former Church Would Consider Me "Negative Example 'B'" on How to go to College.

1. Not only did I choose a non-religiously affiliated school, I chose a "party school."

- Where are you going to college, Hannah?

- *insert school name here*

- That bastion of sin and depravity?
- yep! That's the one!


2. I'm pro gay-rights.

I feel that everyone should be allowed to be as terrified as I am about the concept of possibly planning a wedding. Also, there are no legal reasons not to, just moral ones...


3. I decided that the whole "saving sex for marriage" thing is no longer important to me.

I guess I just have bigger things to worry about.


4. I'm LOUD about the fact that I am going to vote for President Obama.

YAY PRESIDENT OBAMA! YAY YAY YAY!


5. I swear, especially if it adds to whatever I want to say.

Hell yeah.


6. I could worry about dressing modestly.

Or I could wear a bikini while I am young and fit enough to. Ditto for revealing dresses. They only look good for so long...


7. Psychological meds should be distributed only by a qualified physician.

I don't care whether or not said physician believes in God. As long as they know what medication people need, I'm happy.


8. I don't plan on going back.

And if I do, I want to wear an Obama 2012 t-shirt.