- The bags under your eyes have their own bags under them.
- You do not immediately understand your friends' dirty jokes.
- Waking up is the enemy- more than usual.
- You can't remember when you last ate, your social security number, your anniversary, or anything else that you might get asked about at any second.
- The snooze button would be the love of your life if it only lasted longer.
- Your stoner friends say you look 'out of it'.
- You aren't sure what language you are speaking but it sure as hell isn't English.
- You start thinking that things like talking to your ex, ignoring warning labels on flammable objects, and ignoring any and all dietary restrictions are ok. They're not.
- Brief existential moments are broken up by bouts of keeping your eyes from closing.
- You read each sentence again. You read each sentence again. You read each senten...
- Not only are pillows, mattresses, and blankets treacherous- hardwood floors, pavement, and strangers' laps are as well.
- It's Midterm Week
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