Black Friday.
According to my Walmart Dating Theory, if you go into the store looking for something particular/ look for a boyfriend there is nothing to be found. However, if you walk into the store blindly/ aren't looking for anything, suddenly there is a whole world of options.
I forgot about Black Friday, how un-American of me! The American Dream of shopping. The apocalypse of store lines.
Here goes:
The Black Friday Walmart Dating Theory:
The moment when everyone is looking for a fling/ relationship. Suddenly, everyone is shopping for some sort of deal at Walmart. Pandaemonium. People end up finding almost the exact thing that they want, and often end up returning what they bought a week or two later. Some people actually get something worthwhile, but they are few and far between.
Don't forget a healthy sense of competition! People fight over specific products/ people and everyone leaves a little disgruntled.
However, in the spirit of the Holidays, whether you get a boyfriend/ girlfriend or a Walmart toaster, your extended family will show their disappointment for your newest selection over the Christmas dinner table.
*pics found on google...
As much as I joke about such theories, sometimes I get freaked out when my ideas come to fruition. As it turned out in my own experience, when I wasn't looking, I stumbled across something at Walmart.
Totally got that shirt at Walmart. And the other part of the theory worked out too.
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