What I Lose as a Result of the Election

1. I don't get to say "President Romney." How will I ever survive?

2. I don't get to time-travel back to the 1950's. I would look great in a poodle skirt...

3. Now I have to make all of the decisions about my reproductive rights. Am I really capable of making those decisions all by myself?

4. I don't get to play the "sore loser" role.

5. I no longer have an excuse to move to Canada, Norway, or Spain. At least, no political ones.

6. I have to hear about President Obama's love of education... the horror!

7. I have to figure out what to do with the extra money that I have as a result of birth control subsidies...

8. I don't get to explain to international friends the benefits of having a Mormon president, who lets his views influence politics.

9. Gay marriage is recognized in even more states. That means that I have to figure out more wedding presents for friends of mine.